we've had your name waiting for you for over a decade.
we've always talked about you like you're just in the other room napping.
we've included you in our plans all along.
we've prepared for you.
we've laughed about you.
we've cried tears of joy over you.
we're ready, for as ready as new parents can be.
so.
when does the party start?
cuz, i'm wearing anticipation tracks in the carpet.
i say you're stubborn. your mom says you're patient.
she would say that. let's hope you're just like her.
i'm waiting, impatiently, you little stubborn.perfect.7lb peanut.
the coast is clear now.

